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North Campus Clock Tower Declared “8th Wonder of the World”

I saw in a recent edition of The Lantern that the Tom W. Davis Clock Tower on North Campus has been named the 8th Wonder of the World. Good; it definitely deserves the title. Now let me tell you why…. Continue Reading →

AI Can and Will Replace Writers

Currently, writers all over Hollywood are striking for better wages. Personally, I’m a little baffled. I’m lazy, and if an AI can write better than me, I’d happily take the credit. Just to prove to you how good AIs are… Continue Reading →

Starbucks Raises Price of Oat Milk after Supreme Court Rules that Businesses Can Discriminate Against LGBT Americans

In a turn of events shocking literally no one, the Supreme Court ruled Friday morning in favor of a Colorado web-designer who refused to make wedding websites for same-sex couples. The ruling now allows for businesses to discriminate against others… Continue Reading →

Julian Rodgers’ Beginner’s Guide to Flags

Written by Julian Rodgers

How to Support Your Friends Ahead of the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Release

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse hits theaters on Friday, June 2. If you’re anything like me, you’ve got someone in your life that’s been driving you up a wall with countless explanations of spider-verse lore. Worry not, because these tips will… Continue Reading →

How to Support Your Jewish Friends During Jewish Heritage Month

How To Support Your Jewish Friend During Jewish Heritage Month As we all know the month of May is Jewish heritage month. As Sundial’s resident Jew (96% in fact) here is how to best support your jewish friend during this… Continue Reading →

Deadite Actually Super Cool If You Get To Know Her

Sponsored by Warner Brothers Entertainment You’ve seen her walking around the hallways. That cold, vacant stare with those dark yellow eyes. All semester you always look down at the phone in the hallways when she passes you. Little did you… Continue Reading →

Elon Musk Buys The Ohio State University

Earlier this week, Elon Musk announced via a Tweet that he had purchased The Ohio State University. But the controversial Twitter head has already raised eyebrows with a contentious new policy regarding his future title – he insists on being… Continue Reading →

Squirrel Digs in Mulch, Discovers Body of Christ

NEIL AVE, COLUMBUS – This week, residents of Mack Hall were taken aback by a squirrel digging in the flowerbeds lining Neil avenue. For one, the mulch being disturbed was relatively fresh, as residents of South Campus can recall. The… Continue Reading →

Trump Arrested After Refusing to Return To-Go Box

COLUMBUS – Former President Donald Trump was arrested Tuesday after refusing to return a to-go box at Kennedy Commons, which he had checked out over the weekend. According to reports from the Columbus Police Department, Mr. Trump visited Kennedy Commons… Continue Reading →

Sundial Offering Free Vision Tests for Ohio Lawmakers in Honor of Trans Day of Visibility

OHIO STATEHOUSE, COLUMBUS- In a recent partnership with the Ohio State College of Optometry, the Sundial Humor Magazine has launched an initiative to make vision tests accessible for members of the Ohio State Congress in honor of the 2023 International… Continue Reading →

Report: Goodyear Blimp Gone Missing before Ohio State Football Game

Ohio State fans were disappointed by an empty sky at this weekends long awaited football game. The university’s beloved blimp was shockingly missing. This past Saturday the Buckeyes got demolished by the Arkansas State Red Wolves after an excruciatingly long… Continue Reading →

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