SOUTH CAMPUS–After the bitter cold on Tuesday morning, one can only marvel in the tenacity of OSU students and their commitment to braving the weather and making it to their classes. Even if it’s because they get 2 excused absences… Continue Reading →
ENARSON CLASSROOM BUILDING–As syllabus week comes and goes, Student Health Services must conquer a prominent threat to student safety. Entering the spring semester, many freshmen find themselves having classes in Enarson Classroom building, but unfortunately become lost in its labyrinthian… Continue Reading →
THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY – It’s murder on the dancefloor! On his way down Mirror Lake’s scenic walk towards Pomerene Hall, the Sundial’s Director of Planning was bumped on his shoulder by a scooter. The alleged assailant wore an Ohio… Continue Reading →
Written by Jackson Bean As the Spring 2024 semester begins and many students are returning to class, the board of trustees is also returning to their duties with a very important matter: Ohio State’s “Carmen Ohio” school song. In a… Continue Reading →
Written by Macayla Childs and Reilly Ackermann Earlier this week, God appeared in Derby Hall as sheinterfered in what can only be called the best case of divine intervention since OSU beat Notre Dame a few weeks back. While in the… Continue Reading →
Written by Alex Kandakatla In an astonishing twist to New Year’s resolutions, students across campus have reportedly been partaking in a trend known as “brain-maxxing”, the latest trend in self-improvement. Trading in their swipes for ice picks and tiny hammers,… Continue Reading →
Written by Sydney Katznelson After short-lived quarterback Kyle McCord’s transfer to Syracuse; Ryan Day and the Buckeyes scramble to find a new quarterback to fill his almost-new shoes. While scavenging through the transfer portal Day was able to strike gold… Continue Reading →
Written by Sydney Katznelson As Craig wraps up his first semester at THE Ohio State University, he is faced with an…unusual circumstance. “At the beginning of the year I realized that I’m bisexual,” Craig stated, “so I began going to… Continue Reading →
Written by Holden Klym With finals wrapping up, students on campus are desperate to make the most of their campus meal plans before leaving for Winter Break. This places an extra toll on OSU’s indentured servants—sorry, student employees—that are forced… Continue Reading →
Written by Presley Orndorff OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENTPeter J. Mohler, PhD Dear Students, Faculty and Staff:I write to you today to discuss the devastating loss we experienced in Ann Arbor on Saturday. While weall hoped that our Buckeyes would pull… Continue Reading →
Written by the members of The Buckeye Puppetry Club THE SHOE, COLUMBUS – GASP! Michigan may actually be as evil as we portray them to be? After the University of Michigan was revealed to have covertly discovered the meanings of the… Continue Reading →
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