Written by the members of The Buckeye Puppetry Club THE SHOE, COLUMBUS – GASP! Michigan may actually be as evil as we portray them to be? After the University of Michigan was revealed to have covertly discovered the meanings of the… Continue Reading →
A queer guide for the straight guy Last Updated: November 13, 2023 It is remarkably unusual when you see queer couples breaking up. Since the little representation we have always ends in death or true love, it’s hard to see… Continue Reading →
Written by Suzanne Collins To celebrate the release of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, the highly-anticipated documentary detailing The Ohio State University’s history of bloodsports, the renowned educational institution will be hosting a very special edition of the Hunger… Continue Reading →
Written by Lovelace the Penguin Frat Bro The highlight of many Ohio State students’ day is catching a glimpse of one of the lovable Olentangy Penguins that can be found on and around campus. These iconic birds tend to congregate… Continue Reading →
Written by TPUSA Earlier this week, Ohio State University officials released files from Hunter Biden’s laptop implicating the president’s son in yet another shocking scandal. Hunter had apparently taken his personal laptop to the university Tech Hub for repairs when… Continue Reading →
Written by The Rizzler Answer these questions to the best of your ability to see if you would be able to get an abortion in the state of Ohio. 1. Do you have a uterus? A. Yes B. No 2…. Continue Reading →
Written by Abe Ortion Chaos ensued at early voting polls this morning all over the city of Columbus as 65,000 Columbus voters were turned away due to issues with the digital authorization app Duo Push. A recently enacted policy requires… Continue Reading →
10) Midway Bouncer Bulging biceps complemented by a black t-shirt three sizes too small, a permanent scowl, and don’t forget the mandatory sunglasses! 9) Oval Abortion Protester Tinfoil hats, “Let’s Go Brandon” shirts, and comically large posters of “fetuses” that… Continue Reading →
By Emma Lambert This past Tuesday, acting president of The Ohio State University, Peter Mohler, and incoming president, Ted Carter Jr. have announced their joint decision to convert the Ohio Union into a Spirit Halloween just in time for the… Continue Reading →
By Jordan Belfort Here are the five best Second-year Transformers Experience Program (STEP) project ideas! 5) Buy Scarlet and Gray hoodies for all the squirrels on campus What could be better than giving back to your community? Show your school… Continue Reading →
By Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Last night, students attending Dr. Steven Brown’s special seminar on the Mexican Alien Mummies were shocked when the renowned professor introduced two special guests: the Mexican Alien Mummies themselves. Dr. Brown: Welcome, welcome! It’s great to… Continue Reading →
By James Morgan McGill Have you been COAMed? Then you’d better call Saul! Not only will he make the charges disappear, he’ll also make sure COAM starts investigating the professor who wrongfully reported you! Has your frat been suspended after… Continue Reading →
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