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COVID-19

New University Sick Policy Requires 3-weeks Advance Notice

From: Dr. Melissa Shivers, Senior Vice President for Student Life RE: Doc’s Download – New university policy regarding student absences Dear Students, I hope you had a Scarlet and Great start to Spring Semester, and are fully rested and recharged… Continue Reading →

OSU Separates Spring Football Game With 3 Appropriately Spaced Athletic Breaks

COLUMBUS, OH — After an unorthodox NCAA football season, the Ohio State Buckeyes are back with hopes of a more normal upcoming season. Although some health restrictions have begun to lift, the COVID-19 pandemic is not over. In a surprise… Continue Reading →

BREAKING: Your Worst Co-worker Going as COVID for Halloween

YOUR DORM BUILDING, OH—Somehow disappointing everybody at once, the worst person you work with has decided he’s going to trick-or-treat around his dorm building dressed as the very reason trick-or-treating is a bad idea. “Wouldn’t it be hilarious to open… Continue Reading →

Quarantined Freshman Unable to Find Other Buckeyes to be Together As

A gentle breeze blows through the air. The memory of idle chit-chat lingers in the hallways, months after the dorms became quieter. The soft footsteps of students drum against the street, scraping against social distancing stickers that say “Together as… Continue Reading →

University’s Response To Latest COVID-19 Uptick JPEG Of Brutus In A Mask

As more and more Ohio State students living on and off campus are diagnosed with coronavirus, passing the threshold at which the administration promised action, many have looked to the university for guidance. This morning, the Ohio State community received… Continue Reading →

6 Must-Have Zoom Backgrounds In Case Next Semester Simply Detests Our Vibes

Last semester was cut short due to the COVID-19 public health emergency. University students and faculty alike were thrown into an unprecedented situation, involving online instruction over the Zoom video meeting platform. However, the greatest grief felt due to the… Continue Reading →

OSU-Issued Face Masks to Feature Garfield Comic Strips Following $1.4 Million Donation From Jim W. Davis

President Michael Drake announced in a school-wide email this morning that the face masks being issued to students and staff arriving on campus in the fall will each feature the image of a silly Garfield comic strip. This announcement comes… Continue Reading →

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