A queer guide for the straight guy Last Updated: November 13, 2023 It is remarkably unusual when you see queer couples breaking up. Since the little representation we have always ends in death or true love, it’s hard to see… Continue Reading →

Written by Lovelace the Penguin Frat Bro The highlight of many Ohio State students’ day is catching a glimpse of one of the lovable Olentangy Penguins that can be found on and around campus. These iconic birds tend to congregate… Continue Reading →

Written by The Rizzler Answer these questions to the best of your ability to see if you would be able to get an abortion in the state of Ohio.  1. Do you have a uterus?  A. Yes  B. No  2…. Continue Reading →

Written by Abe Ortion Chaos ensued at early voting polls this morning all over the city of Columbus as 65,000 Columbus voters were turned away due to issues with the digital authorization app Duo Push. A recently enacted policy requires… Continue Reading →

Take My Shoe Off During Football Games Ah, yes. There is nothing more uniting than taking your shoe off only to step your barefoot into someone else’s nacho cheese they left on the bleacher. God forbid we only had to… Continue Reading →

In a shocking turn of events, The Ohio State University’s Board of Trustees hasannounced on Tuesday the appointment of the university’s 17th president, President Carter.Expected to begin his term on January 1st, 2024, President Carter will not only make history… Continue Reading →

In a statement to the press earlier today, new University President Walter Carter Jr. discussed his administration’s key initiatives. The following is a summary of some of his more lucid remarks.  President: “The last time I ate at Scott’s, I… Continue Reading →

ABERCROMBIE & FITCH EMERGENCY CENTER, COLUMBUS- It’s that time of year again! Ohio State students are finally returning to campus after a restful summer break, and what better way to ring in a new semester than the Abercrombie and Fitch… Continue Reading →