Category 2023-24

Man on COTA Caught Having Enthralling Conversation With The Voices

DOWNTOWN COLUMBUS – A local man was caught red-handed today having a conversation with The Voices aboard a COTA #2 bus. Local media outlets reported an intriguing dialogue between the man and what he appears to think is his long-lost… Continue Reading →

Sirens in Medina Lure Sundial Member  

Like many other Ohio State students, I found myself wondering what to do during the week between finals ending and my summer chem class beginning… seemingly my only free week for the entire summer. Like others, I had plans for… Continue Reading →

OPINION: We Have Lost Some of the Greatest Masc Lesbians of Our Generation to the Catholic Church

SLAMMERS, COLUMBUS- Recently, the LGBTQ+ community has experienced unprecedented amounts of turmoil. For the past few years, there has been a noticeable decline in the number of masc lesbians within the community. Whispers of this so-called “Masc Shortage” have circulated… Continue Reading →

Allyship? CampusParc to Launch Rainbow Colored Meters

In a sick and twisted turn of events, CampusParc is rolling out a new initiative for Pride Month: painting their parking meters rainbow. This act of performative allyship is a first for the evil corporation, hoping to capitalize on the… Continue Reading →

Why I Relate to Ellen as a Lesbian Who Also Sucks

For Lesbians, good representation in the media has often been a scarcity. For the majority of my life, I looked to sapphic-coded, “tom-boy” side characters with long-haired boyfriends and straight women in flannels to try to see a reflection of… Continue Reading →

OSU to Replace Brutus Buckeye with ‘Shoppy’

Following the success of YouTube’s first ever fashion show, Creators in Fashion, The Ohio State University has taken inspiration from the event and adopted a new mascot to represent the institution. For the first time in the University’s history, the… Continue Reading →

Columbus Police Department Arrests Duck for Quacking in Mirror Lake

COLUMBUS, OH – Outrage broke out earlier this week when officers of the Columbus Police Department recently waded into Mirror Lake and detained a duck with tiny handcuffs. In a statement by Ohio State University’s chief spokesperson Ben Johnson, authorities… Continue Reading →

Sundial Exclusive: Official Ted Carter Correspondence on April 25th Protest

We at The Sundial have a deep respect for journalism, much like other news organizations on campus, such as The Lantern. This includes using “AP guidelines” to modify the word choice of testimonials when individuals misspeak or misrepresent current issues…. Continue Reading →

Finals Season Inspires End-of-Semester Compliments for The Sundial

As the temps hit 70°F and higher, and your local environmental enthusiast (yours truly included) starts to discuss how it’s another “hottest month on record,” Oval Beach becomes the hottest spot to hang out during finals season. This time of… Continue Reading →

The BEST Ways to Spend Your 104 Days of Summer Vacation

We are once again at that time of the year. Finals are over, and our 104 days of summer vacation have now come. As a wise man (Phineas Flynn) once said, the annual problem of our generation is finding a… Continue Reading →

Willy’s Chocolate Experience to open US Location at Ohio Union

With talks of a U.S. version of the infamous Glasgow Wonka Experience coming to Los Angeles later this year, Ohio State has decided to continue the trend of never having an original idea ever. Thus Ohio State continued this trend… Continue Reading →

Campus Cafe Secret Menu to get you through Finals Week!

With Finals week fast approaching, it’s time to make the most of your campus coffee order. We sat down with the Sundial’s resident barista to curate our top picks to get you through finals week. The Cumulative Exam: For this… Continue Reading →

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