Hannah Wagner is a double major in Political Science and Creative Writing and a minor in having absolutely no free time. She loves listening to P!ATD, Paramore, and FOB in an effort to relieve the pop punk childhood she never had. Hannah has a lot of big opinions on small topics. I’d recommend you ask her about it sometime, but she still hasn’t stopped talking to the last person who tried. And all he wanted to know was the weather. Right now she’s updating him on the latest in Doppler technology while simultaneously writing this bio. That explains why this joke has gone on much longer than needed.

If you just can’t get enough of Hannah’s stories, a sentiment no one has ever expressed, you can check out her blog at almost4am.wordpress.com. I mean, she’s an English major. What did you expect?