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In a recent email to the university community, President Kristina Johnson announced that Ohio State would no longer be teaching Russian Literature, stating “like the rest of the world, we are horrified at the recent actions of Russian in Ukraine… Continue Reading →

Recently, OSU shifted away from sending Public Saftey Notice emails, towards maintaining a Community Crime Map. For posterity, The Sundial recovered the last email draft created before this announcement: Public Safety Notice – Columbus   Dear Ohio State Community Member:… Continue Reading →

After roughly one hundred and eleven years of publication history, closure and revival, fights with the administration, and millions of dollars spent by Les Wexner on covering up the truth, Sundial Humor Magazine has sold all digital and print assets,… Continue Reading →

COLUMBUS, OH – Students were shocked to find out Monday morning that the bronze statue in front of Thompson Library has actually been a street performer this entire time. The Sundial was able to catch up with the performer in… Continue Reading →

In last night’s opening ceremonies for Sex Week at Ohio State, following the US Navy Blue Angel fly-by sponsored by Lion’s Den, SASHA President Sky Hart announced to reporters that the organization will be awarding Fox News Network with a… Continue Reading →

OSU recently unveiled plans for releasing porcupines into The Oval near Thompson Library. Melissa Rogers, a university spokesperson, believes that introducing porcupines will give students a better college experience. “As I’m sure you all know, the oval is famous for… Continue Reading →

Tensions are rising after an organizer for last month’s campus blood drive was accused of “incompetence and disregard for human life” when it was discovered that several students had donated more than their single pint of blood. Specifically under fire… Continue Reading →

OSU COLUMBUS CAMPUS – Edward Nosferatu led a protest last week demanding that starting next semester, OSU requires there to be 24/7 front door greeters stationed outside of all dorms. “It would make the campus a more welcoming place,” He… Continue Reading →

OSU COLUMBUS CAMPUS — Yelling through a megaphone, political science major Jerry Underwood stands right under the Thompson statue, garnering petition signatures to make the new Yandex Food Delivery Robots more menacing. “They are just too submissive”, explained Jerry, standing… Continue Reading →

COLUMBUS – Under a swarm of vandalism and violence by OSU students, the Yandex company has added the ability for their Grubhub robots to yell in terror and plead for their lives if attacked. “We predict a 76% decrease in… Continue Reading →