Nick, Joe, Kevin, oh, also Frankie, long ago all four Jonas brothers lived in harmony. Until Kevin got married, “Married to Jonas on E! was the show that led to the demise” Of this family.
Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan bless the screen on November 28, 2009 with the debut of their hit TV show Big Time Rush.
The Jonas Brothers also had a show, two, in fact. Both failed.
But BTR prevailed for 4 seasons, do you need more reasons to love?
But the Jonas Brothers did do Camp Rock 1 and 2. So, fuck you, original JB rules.
What did you say ’bout Big Time Rush? All I can hear is the flush of your bullshit.
Did BTR ever travel as far as the Year 3000?
Nah, they were too busy being my boyfriends. You ever date a Jonas?
They are known for marrying fans, they are just one of those bands and they still stand the test of time, your boys can’t even rhyme.
They are too busy being fine, don’t got to try. They are living Big Time.
I can’t expect your band to be perfection, at least they better than One Direction.
That’s the smartest thing you have said all day, It’s all about the USA!
-Ashley Helal, Staff Member and Mare Smythii, Contributor