“Where is Bebe Rexha when you need her?” This is the question nearly every OSU student is asking. Except for those working in the Ohio Union, who can expect to hear the update that she is still good, feeling alright,… Continue Reading →
In the year 1878, my great great great great great grandmother carried out the following ritual as she witnessed the very first solar eclipse of her lifetime. As time went on, this has become a tradition for the generations of… Continue Reading →
First slide designed by Grey Romohr Fourth slide designed by Bridget McGuinness Fifth slide designed by Sydney Katznelson
THE OVAL – To celebrate the launch of the high season, OSU officials are installing a sandbox on Oval Beach. Documents seen by The Sundial show it will be located immediately north of Hagerty Hall, beside one of Oval Beach’s… Continue Reading →
On Monday, April 1, the beloved scientist and TV personality William “Bill” Sanford Nye came to The Ohio State University. As a scientist, Nye was tasked with presenting a topic few Ohio State students (especially Sundialers) have had experience with:… Continue Reading →
This message was sent in by a student to the official Sundial Gmail Address. They’ve wished to remain anonymous but we’ve credited them at the bottom of this article anyway. I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU DISLOYAL ASSHOLES HAD… Continue Reading →
Like everyone, I need an external source to find my happiness for the day. Since Noodles the Bones dog died, my randomly determined source of happiness has taken my energy to his grave. Since December 2, 2022, some have turned… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — With possibly a little too much confetti, salesman and gay icon Bernie Moreno was voted as the Republican candidate for the Ohio Senate race late last night. Running on a platform opposing fifteen-minute cities, this car dealership… Continue Reading →
Regardless of what the groundhog predicted this year, it is evident from recent weather events that he managed to say both the right thing and the wrong thing at the same time. Has it been snowy and cold? Yes. Have… Continue Reading →
Vagina havers and fem-presenting folk of Ohio State, you know what I am talking about. The sexism shuffle. The testosterone tango. The wage gap waltz. Whatever you want to call it, we have all been there. As we stroll across… Continue Reading →
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