Ohio State fans were disappointed by an empty sky at this weekends long awaited football game. The university’s beloved blimp was shockingly missing. This past Saturday the Buckeyes got demolished by the Arkansas State Red Wolves after an excruciatingly long… Continue Reading →
So LeBron James broke the NBA regular season scoring record last night, breaking a record that stood for 39 years. Big whoop. Anyone can do that. Especially me. Actually you know what? He’s not that special. “Just a Kid From… Continue Reading →
Students across Ann Arbor and Ohio are excitedly gearing up for a rivalry basketball game that sources confirm will be “happening.” The University of Michigan and Ohio State University are excitingly preparing to duel on the court in a game… Continue Reading →
Earlier this week, Interim President Brutus Buckeye announced that the university would be making a bid to host the 2030 FIFA World Cup. If chosen, Ohio State would be the first-ever university to host the World Cup. “2030 may seem… Continue Reading →
Just hours after teasing a major announcement on his Truth Social account, Ohio State’s loveable mascot Brutus has announced a line of digital trading cards set to be released to the public. The post was accompanied by an embed video… Continue Reading →
RPAC, COLUMBUS — After sending all of her administrators for a three-week, all inclusive trip to DisneyWorld, President Johnson announces her latest action to help address overload at the RPAC free weights station. Announced in a press conference today, the… Continue Reading →
According to a recent article from ESPN, newly elected representative George Santos (R-NY), did not in fact play quarterback for Ohio State during the 2010-11 football season. Suspicions surrounding the claim came after Santos’ remarks during an interview with former… Continue Reading →
After a tumultuous past 72 hours, the Ohio State University House of Representatives (commonly referred to as the ‘Nut House’) has yet to elect a successor for outgoing president Kristina. M. Johnson. Conservative frontrunner, Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) was expected to… Continue Reading →
The pants on Ohio State University’s campus has gone dry with the disappearance of the once notorious Twitter account @OSUCrush following Elon Musk’s discovery of never having been featured. The account was officially disbanded on March 26th, 2022, an immense… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO – In a shocking turn of events, despite not playing this weekend, the Ohio State Buckeye Football Team has jumped four spots ahead to lead the rankings in the number-one slot in today’s new poll released at noon…. Continue Reading →
Earlier this week the International Olympic Committee (IOC) announced that the 2024 Summer Olympics would be held on Ohio State’s Columbus campus. The 2024 games were originally planned to be held in Paris, but the IOC later decided that Columbus… Continue Reading →
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