By Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Last night, students attending Dr. Steven Brown’s special seminar on the Mexican Alien Mummies were shocked when the renowned professor introduced two special guests: the Mexican Alien Mummies themselves. Dr. Brown: Welcome, welcome! It’s great to… Continue Reading →
By James Morgan McGill Have you been COAMed? Then you’d better call Saul! Not only will he make the charges disappear, he’ll also make sure COAM starts investigating the professor who wrongfully reported you! Has your frat been suspended after… Continue Reading →
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): This Halloween night, dear Aquarius, it’s your job to traumatize as many young trick-or-treaters with your scary costume as possible. Send ‘em straight to the psych ward! Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Look… Continue Reading →
In a surprising move this weekend, Incoming University President Ted Carter announced a 66% tuition increase for all students, regardless of enrolled credit hours or financial aid needed. “I know you cheapskates aren’t going to be too happy with this… Continue Reading →
This Sunday, October 8th, marks the 80th birthday of one of Ohio State’s best-loved graduates. Robert Lawrence Stine was born in 1943 right here in Columbus, and grew up in the inner suburb of Bexley. He graduated from Ohio State… Continue Reading →
Ohio State students were shocked last week when University Archives released the secret diary of William Oxley Thompson, who served as Ohio State’s fifth president from 1899 to 1925. The diary, which had remained hidden from the public for nearly… Continue Reading →
February, 1965. Sundial Editor-in-Chief Jovial Bob Stine announces his campaign for Student Senate President. Many scoff at the idea that someone with no background in politics could have a chance of becoming President. But as weeks and months pass, it… Continue Reading →
Dialogue by Jovial Bob Stine, Art by Carol Nicklaus Originally Published 1962
Dialogue by Jovial Bob Stine, Art by Carol Nicklaus Originally Published 1963-1965
By Jovial Bob Stine Originally Published December 1962 Note: Stine’s Line was a recurring feature in the Sundial from 1962-1965. “I’m going to be undone by fools and boondockers.” – Proust So you think people haven’t become too sensitive these… Continue Reading →
Written by Jovial Bob Stine Originally Published January 1963 “Now, do each of you have a frog?” asked Professor Pivnik, quickly surveying each of his Zoology students’ desks. The smell of formaldehyde filled the classroom, soaking into the pores of… Continue Reading →
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