ABERCROMBIE & FITCH EMERGENCY CENTER, COLUMBUS- It’s that time of year again! Ohio State students are finally returning to campus after a restful summer break, and what better way to ring in a new semester than the Abercrombie and Fitch Emergency Room’s Annual Back to School Sale! Located in the heart of Medical Campus, this event will have you asking questions like “wait is OSU’s emergency room actually called that?” and “has late stage capitalism gone too far?”.
The Abercrombie and Fitch Emergency Center offers everything from gently used medical equipment to the hottest going-out tops of the season! Students sizes 00 through 2 are welcome to peruse the wide arrange of discounted items offered throughout the sale. For our more sturdy, corn-fed students, one-size-fits-most stethoscopes, socks, and sexy backless hospital gowns are expected to be sold as well. Hurry, they’re going fast!
Walking into the emergency center, customers will be greeted by the infamously buff and bronzed models associated with the Abercrombie and Fitch name. These beaus differ from the brands typical models as they are moonlighting as cardiovascular specialists working within the medical center. They’re not breakin hearts, they’re checking them for early signs of coronary artery disease!
Whatever your plans are this Welcome Week, be sure to do your closet and your health a favor and stop in to the Abercrombie and Fitch Emergency Center!
Written by Macayla Childs