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University to Build ‘Jurassic Park’ on West Campus

Earlier this morning, the University revealed plans to build a real-life ‘Jurassic Park’ on West Campus. The initiative was made possible after researchers in the Department of Chemical and Biomolecular Engineering discovered a method of extracting dinosaur DNA from fossilized… Continue Reading →

A Message From The Ohio State University Alumni Association

We are here for you. The Ohio State University Alumni Association keeps you connected to the alma matter you love and your fellow Buckeyes by blood oath. Your alumni family — more than 600,000-strong — is always growing stronger and… Continue Reading →

Kristina M. Johnson Caught Embezzling Millions of Dining Dollars

Since OSU President Kristina M. Johnson’s sudden resignation at the end of 2022, speculation has been rampant about the cause of her leaving. Some have suggested criminal actions, disagreements with the OSU board of trustees, a potential sex scandal with… Continue Reading →

How to Support Your Friends Ahead of the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Release

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse hits theaters on Friday, June 2. If you’re anything like me, you’ve got someone in your life that’s been driving you up a wall with countless explanations of spider-verse lore. Worry not, because these tips will… Continue Reading →

4 Paws for Ability: Not Just for Dogs Anymore!

Ohio State’s popular “4 Paws for Ability” program will soon undergo a radical expansion, new University President Brutus Buckeye announced earlier today. The 4Paws program, which gives student volunteers the opportunity to train therapy dogs, will be expanded to include… Continue Reading →

Sue Sylvester For OSU President?: Why William McKinley’s Principal Might Just Be OSU’s Best Fit For President

Recently, Ohio State University President Kristina M. Johnson resigned due to unknown circumstances. Since then the student body of OSU has been dying to know who the next President of OSU will be. My vote goes to the scarily known… Continue Reading →

Celebrities You Didn’t Know Attended Ohio State

George Washington – Many Ohio State students are surprised to learn that George Washington is an alumnus. He often claimed that his years as a Buckeye inspired him to revolt against the British and form a new country, and that… Continue Reading →

New Script Proper Noun Debate

OSU CAMPUS, COLUMBUS: In a highly disappointing but not surprising move, THE™ Ohio State University Athletics Department has trademarked the™ Script Ohio™ logo. This is to help OSU gain revenue by holding sole selling rights to Script Ohio™ T-Shirts, stickers, and… Continue Reading →

How to Support Your Jewish Friends During Jewish Heritage Month

How To Support Your Jewish Friend During Jewish Heritage Month As we all know the month of May is Jewish heritage month. As Sundial’s resident Jew (96% in fact) here is how to best support your jewish friend during this… Continue Reading →

Breaking News: True Motivations of The Sundial Rebrand Uncovered

After a long year of discussions, The Sundial magazine finally unveils its rebrand. On Sunday, April 23, an official spokesperson for the magazine stated that the long-awaited rebrand is here. The premier comedy magazine on campus saw an influx in membership over the… Continue Reading →

Kristina M Johnson: Mafia Boss

Earlier this year, Ohio State President Kristina M. Johnson shocked the world when she announced her resignation. No details have been released by the University explaining the reason for her sudden departure. But after months of investigation, the Sundial can… Continue Reading →

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