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The very idea of happiness– eluding you since the beginning of 7th
grade.
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That large spider just above your left shoulder– no need to scream, it’s too late.
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The concept of meta– I’m going to have to do more research to make this joke.
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The floor of your room– when was the last time you vacuumed?
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Lying– not actually a sponsor.
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Structured jokes– insert joke here.
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