- William Oxley Thompson, Ohio State’s fifth president, did not speak English.
- 81 percent of students in the Fisher College of Business admit to picking their major after watching The Wolf of Wall Street.
- Due to a football shortage, the 1953 Ohio State vs Michigan game was played with an unusually firm mango.
- Midway is a shithole.
- A Dining Dollar is worth approximately nine million Mexican pesos.
- R. L. Stine, the famed Ohio State alumnus (and former Sundial Editor-in-Chief), started writing horror fiction to meet spooky goth chicks.
- In 1978, the lost city of Atlantis was discovered at the bottom of Mirror Lake.
- One in every three Ohio State students admits to doing unspeakable things with the Oval trees.
- Jeffrey Dahmer developed his homicidal hatred for humanity after spending a semester living in Morrill Tower.
- It is statistically less dangerous to wear an “I Hate Putin” T-shirt in Moscow than going for a stroll down High Street.
- On six separate occasions, Brutus Buckeye has been arrested for defrauding Michigan students out of millions of dollars online.
- The one item most Ohio State students say they couldn’t live without is the Yamaha WaveRunner Jet Ski.
Written by David Letterman