• William Oxley Thompson, Ohio State’s fifth president, did not speak English.
  • 81 percent of students in the Fisher College of Business admit to picking their major after watching The Wolf of Wall Street
  • Due to a football shortage, the 1953 Ohio State vs Michigan game was played with an unusually firm mango. 
  • Midway is a shithole.
  • A Dining Dollar is worth approximately nine million Mexican pesos.
  • R. L. Stine, the famed Ohio State alumnus (and former Sundial Editor-in-Chief), started writing horror fiction to meet spooky goth chicks. 
  • In 1978, the lost city of Atlantis was discovered at the bottom of Mirror Lake.
  • One in every three Ohio State students admits to doing unspeakable things with the Oval trees.
  • Jeffrey Dahmer developed his homicidal hatred for humanity after spending a semester living in Morrill Tower. 
  • It is statistically less dangerous to wear an “I Hate Putin” T-shirt in Moscow than going for a stroll down High Street. 
  • On six separate occasions, Brutus Buckeye has been arrested for defrauding Michigan students out of millions of dollars online.
  • The one item most Ohio State students say they couldn’t live without is the Yamaha WaveRunner Jet Ski.

Written by David Letterman