ANN ARBOR, MI – As first reported by ESPN, the University of Michigan Head Coach is leaving his prestigious position to join the Ohio State Buckeyes as a replacement for Ryan Day. While the College Football community remains shocked, Ohio State’s recent booster fundraising provided much of the needed salary expectations that Harbaugh expected to avoid taking rumored offers from Chargers, Hawks. 

In a press conference in Columbus, Harbaugh didn’t take questions, but offered a statement to eager reporters.

“If you can’t beat them, join them. And when you do beat them, join them for a lot of money.”

At press time, Day was seen boarding a flight to Canada.