Of the developments that have come out of negotiations over the government shutdown that has extended more than four weeks, an effective solution is not one of them. Conversely, an idea instead came into President Trump’s head during one of… Continue Reading →

Washington DC – In a shocking memo released by the FBI earlier this morning, Texas Senator Ted Cruz was revealed to not be the Zodiac Killer, despite public belief and the overwhelming evidence of having the face that he has…. Continue Reading →

Dear Amy, Back in January 2019, and I couldn’t have been happier to welcome in a new year. Being back home for break was relaxing, but I couldn’t wait to get back to campus and reunite with my college friends…. Continue Reading →

Our truth-seekers are always on the prowl for more government secrets, and they’ve recently turned up with an undercover audio recording that shows President Trump’s dealings with the supernatural. Below is a transcript of Trump admitting to shady actions: (Sarah… Continue Reading →

Technological advancement exposes titties In the year 1969, celebrated astronaut and beloved Ohioan Neil Armstrong emerged from Apollo 11 and took his first steps on the surface of the moon. It was at that moment when Armstrong uttered the words… Continue Reading →

Dear Government, You think u can cover this up? 9/11 was clearly an outside job and the internet is a liar. Here is why I am correct and Geroge bush is my friend. Exhibit A: The Plane was outside the… Continue Reading →

We all know that “climate change” is a hoax made up by liberals to ruin American industry. BUT, on the off chance that climate change is “real,” we’ve gotta save the earth. Because if the planet dies, industry dies too!… Continue Reading →

If you’ve been alive at all these past few months, then you’ll know about the demonization of plastic straws. So called “environmental organizations” and “unbiased media reports” have been warning about the impact that discarded plastic straws can have on… Continue Reading →