My friend Danny Bass recently pitched me a concept for a new musical entitled “BIBBITY BOBBITY BREAST.” It follows a young man trying to find the identity of his father once he finds out his conception entailed his mother eating a popsicle infused with frozen cum.
However, the concept was not the object of my affection as much as that top-notch title. So, this song is my take on the unforgettable statement “BIBBITY BOBBITY BREAST.”
Lyrics:
Let us address those things on her chest
The Bibbity Bobbity Breast
They are the ones of which no man’s forgot
Bibbity Bobbity Breast
One, small request, don’t ever get dressed
The Bibbity Bobbity Breast
Bound to be sought out by Sir Lancelot
Bibbity Bobbity Breast
Let’s have a lovely fling, do not make me tame the
shrew
Cause the bosom contrasts the dreadful lass, the
Bibbity Bobbity Boob
Now I’ve expressed, there’s no second best to
Bibbity Bobbity Breast
They’re what I would call a real juggernaut
Bibbity Bobbity titty anomaly Bibbity Bobbity Breast
Bibbity Bobbity take off her top you’ll see
Bibbity Bobbity Breast!
Written by Emmy Pratt, Contributor
Sung by Reilly Buckley