- She’s smart.
- She’s sexy.
- She’s sophisticated.
- She’s willing to fight (and kill!) for her man. Who else can say that?
- The back of her head looks nice.
- She’s a pretty cool girl.
- She adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping.
- She plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex.
- And can you imagine how she’d look if she became a Goth? Holy smokes!
Written by Desi Collins