On October 15th, 2024, The Ohio State University was blessed with the presence of presidential candidate, multimillionaire, and famous rapper (alter ego, Da Vek) Vivek Ramaswamy in part of Turning Point USA’s “You are being brainwashed tour.” This event boasted… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Late Tuesday night, an intern within The Ohio State University’s administration leaked a voice memo to The Sundial regarding President “Ted” Carter Jr’s plans to ‘Trans the Squirrels.’ According to the unnamed intern, the memo was recorded… Continue Reading →
RFK Jr. brain worm reacts to Kennedy’s exit from presidential bid Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.) is expected to drop from the ticket, lending support to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump. RFK Jr. has faced skepticism for his… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — With possibly a little too much confetti, salesman and gay icon Bernie Moreno was voted as the Republican candidate for the Ohio Senate race late last night. Running on a platform opposing fifteen-minute cities, this car dealership… Continue Reading →
Leaving even the most seasoned political experts bewildered, a self-proclaimed Conservative Crusader, Chad Evans, recently discovered that engaging in a battle against the elusive “Woke Mob” doesn’t make him a true veteran, a term he ironically called “too restricting and… Continue Reading →
I saw in a recent edition of The Lantern that the Tom W. Davis Clock Tower on North Campus has been named the 8th Wonder of the World. Good; it definitely deserves the title. Now let me tell you why…. Continue Reading →
Currently, writers all over Hollywood are striking for better wages. Personally, I’m a little baffled. I’m lazy, and if an AI can write better than me, I’d happily take the credit. Just to prove to you how good AIs are… Continue Reading →
In a turn of events shocking literally no one, the Supreme Court ruled Friday morning in favor of a Colorado web-designer who refused to make wedding websites for same-sex couples. The ruling now allows for businesses to discriminate against others… Continue Reading →
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse hits theaters on Friday, June 2. If you’re anything like me, you’ve got someone in your life that’s been driving you up a wall with countless explanations of spider-verse lore. Worry not, because these tips will… Continue Reading →
How To Support Your Jewish Friend During Jewish Heritage Month As we all know the month of May is Jewish heritage month. As Sundial’s resident Jew (96% in fact) here is how to best support your jewish friend during this… Continue Reading →
Sponsored by Warner Brothers Entertainment You’ve seen her walking around the hallways. That cold, vacant stare with those dark yellow eyes. All semester you always look down at the phone in the hallways when she passes you. Little did you… Continue Reading →
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