OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, COLUMBUS- In honor of June being recognized internationally as LGBTQ+ Pride Month, Ohio State University has launched a new pride collection to promote inclusion among current and former Buckeyes. The collection has been spearheaded by the Fisher… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO – In a recent statement, Ohio State University has announced that going forward, all funding for Student Health Services will be redirected to a popular factual news source on campus, the Sundial. This move comes on the heels… Continue Reading →
Since OSU President Kristina M. Johnson’s sudden resignation at the end of 2022, speculation has been rampant about the cause of her leaving. Some have suggested criminal actions, disagreements with the OSU board of trustees, a potential sex scandal with… Continue Reading →
George Washington – Many Ohio State students are surprised to learn that George Washington is an alumnus. He often claimed that his years as a Buckeye inspired him to revolt against the British and form a new country, and that… Continue Reading →
On Wednesday during Disney’s Q1 Earnings Call, reports were revealed that, amongst other sequels, they plan on releasing a Frozen 3 at an unknown date. Through anonymous sources, the Sundial has obtained an early copy of the plotline of this… Continue Reading →
OHIO UNION, COLUMBUS – Early reports from The Lantern indicate that the executive board of the Ohio Union Activities Board has a surprise in store for a speaker gift on Sunday’s event. “We’re really excited to announce that, with new… Continue Reading →
THE OVAL, COLUMBUS — Following a large snowfall on Sunday, several campus social media accounts began marketing an annual tradition – the yearly snowball fight to occur later that evening. However, another less-known campus institution, the Ohio State Civil War… Continue Reading →
I know what you’re thinking: there’s no way this could be a serious concern. And I agree. Piss-tionary is absolutely, undoubtedly, 200% better than Dick Charades. Dick Charades is elitist and sexist. Waving your junk around isn’t accessible enough for… Continue Reading →
LÜTZEN, GERMANY – Dead long enough to develop a piss fetish, nihilist German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche rose from the grave yesterday to impart new wisdom unto the world. “If you piss into the abyss, the abyss will piss back at… Continue Reading →
Have you ever been through a situation, where due to your sub-optimal judgment, you got yelled at for pissing all over the toilet seat? Have you ever wondered how those alpha males piss in an unbelievable 5 seconds? Have you… Continue Reading →
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