I know what you’re thinking: there’s no way this could be a serious concern. And I agree.
Piss-tionary is absolutely, undoubtedly, 200% better than Dick Charades.
Dick Charades is elitist and sexist. Waving your junk around isn’t accessible enough for the modern era. Your ability for expression is limited by your length. Do you know how hard it is to charade Chewbacca from Star Wars with a small dick? Or building a sandcastle with a large one? This activity poses a huge issue for men with fragile egos due to their size, not to mention how it excludes people who don’t have a tangible dick.
But, of course, Piss-tionary breaks down all of these walls. Just like Pictionary, all you need is something to write on, like a piece of paper, or the floor, or the wall you didn’t break down, or the rubble of a broken-down wall. And you don’t need a pencil or anything, you just need to drop your pants.
All people, young and old, can join in on the fun. The only limit is your imagination and your aim. You could draw a giraffe, or a wheelbarrow, or a puddle, or will smith- you get the idea. You can play anywhere, anytime, with anyone!
Experts predict Dick Charades will be outplayed by Piss-tionary 15 games to 1 in the next 5 years. So, get ahead of the curve, embrace the beauty of piss-tionary. Introduce it to your friends, bring color back into their dull game nights. Be the hero in someone’s story. All while performing a necessary bodily function.
Written by David Karow