Welcome back to the horoscope page! Astrology is often looked down upon, but The Sundial has yet to get a prediction wrong. This issue’s special edition has it all, so find your sign and learn a little something about which… Continue Reading →

Everyone is for saving the Bees Large bodies of water are named after C People are totally fine with saying “I love U” and do it very often. People exclaim O whenever they learn something, or tell time, or begin… Continue Reading →

I need help. Like, right now. It has recently come to my attention that I do not know the difference between pee and tomatoes. I always thought they were the same thing, but apparently they’re not. I mean, they’re two… Continue Reading →

It’s no secret that American morality is in turmoil; church attendance for 18-25-year-olds is at an all time low, homosexuals are marrying each other, and my nephew Kevin’s new girlfriend is Irish. We have strayed far from the great Judeo-Christian… Continue Reading →

“It’s good piss,” 1st year political science major Peter Bloomberg remarked as he downed an entire cup of slightly yellow water. “Good piss-water, I mean.” Ever since university dining services introduced banana water, it has been open season in regards… Continue Reading →

GARY, INDIANA — The first farmers’ market of the year kicked off to an unsavory start as the proprietor of “Dave’s Proud Pee Emporium” severely misunderstood the farmers’ market’s typical goods and services. “I thought I could make a quick… Continue Reading →

We all know him; we all love him. Mike Bloomberg 2020. What if I told you that Mike Bloomberg, the wealthy former mayor of NYC, is the center of a HUGE CONTROVERSY– one that would SINK his UNSINKABLE campaign?? We… Continue Reading →

It’s every girl’s dream to have someone tell her that she is exactly like the American Girl Doll she possesses. Whether you had Felicity or Josefina, Kit or Kirsten, you craved the validation of seeming similar to the doll that… Continue Reading →