Short North, Tired of Feeling Shamed, Demands to be Re-Named “Average Size North”

After years of feeling put down, the Short North of Columbus, Ohio demands to be re-named Average Size North.

Short North representative Jen A. Tillia states, “We feel as if we’re looked down upon because of our name when in reality, we are average-sized compared to the other communities in Columbus. We are also much larger and not as run-down as the Old North of Columbus. We firmly believe it’s more about what’s inside our space and how we use the space given, rather than the actual size itself.”

We were unable to get a statement by anyone from the Old North of Columbus due to the admiration the old have of Steve Harvey and the Family Feud syndication timing conflict.

Written by Casey Merriman, Contributor