How to get laid if you’re a Guy: Step 1) Learn to Moonwalk. It’s probably the sexiest dance move of all time. Just imagine Moonwalking across the Midway dancefloor; no girl (or guy!) will be able to say no to… Continue Reading →
ǝǝpunp ǝlᴉpoɔoɹƆ ʎq ¡uɐƃᴉɥɔᴉW ɹǝƃƃnq ‘osl∀ ˙ɐʎ llǝʇ I ‘ɹǝʞɔoɥs lɐǝɹ ɐ s,ʇI ¡,uᴉuunɹ ǝuᴉƃuǝ ǝɥʇ dǝǝʞ oʇ ǝʇᴉɯǝƃǝΛ uɐɥʇ ǝɹoɯ spǝǝu ǝʞolq ǝnlq-ǝnɹʇ ∀ ˙ɹǝuuᴉp puɐ ‘ɥɔunl ‘ǝᴉʞʞǝɹq ɹoɟ ǝʇᴉɯǝƃǝΛ ʇno sǝɥsᴉp ʎluo xoqɹǝʞɔnʇ looɥɔs ǝɥʇ ‘ǝʇɐɯ ‘ǝsɹoʍ uǝʌǝ… Continue Reading →
The Ancient Greeks thought they were at the center of all creation. But today, Ohio State astronomers have been able to scientifically prove that we are the center of everything. That’s right; ‘all roads lead to Ohio State’, as the… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO. The Ohio State University has created a new department designed to improve the disappointingly low average GPA among students, according to a Tweet posted on the university’s official Twitter account. The department’s chief initiative is tentatively known as… Continue Reading →
Currently, writers all over Hollywood are striking for better wages. Personally, I’m a little baffled. I’m lazy, and if an AI can write better than me, I’d happily take the credit. Just to prove to you how good AIs are… Continue Reading →
In a turn of events shocking literally no one, the Supreme Court ruled Friday morning in favor of a Colorado web-designer who refused to make wedding websites for same-sex couples. The ruling now allows for businesses to discriminate against others… Continue Reading →
Summer in America is a time for relaxing and having fun. It’s been like that since nearly the time this country was founded, and it’s become a tradition unlike any other. From barbecues to fireworks, parades and festivals, Americans love… Continue Reading →
At a frat party last weekend, Fisher College of Business students voted to officially secede from The Ohio State University in order to create their own institute of higher learning. Immediately afterwards, Professor Ty Shepfer was elected to be the… Continue Reading →
The Oval. Sure, it’s a nice place to relax with friends on a warm sunny day, but besides that what’s the point of it? Right now it’s just a large piece of wasted space in what is easily the most… Continue Reading →
Columbus, OH – In a shocking turn of events, the highly esteemed head coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team, Ryan Day, announced his resignation today after being caught red-handed wearing Michigan Wolverines lingerie. The scandal has sent shockwaves… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO – In a recent statement, Ohio State University has announced that going forward, all funding for Student Health Services will be redirected to a popular factual news source on campus, the Sundial. This move comes on the heels… Continue Reading →
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