ANN ARBOR, MI – As first reported by ESPN, the University of Michigan Head Coach is leaving his prestigious position to join the Ohio State Buckeyes as a replacement for Ryan Day. While the College Football community remains shocked, Ohio… Continue Reading →
Now that the temperature has dropped and Ohio State failed to make the playoffs, OSU fans everywhere ask themselves, “What is Ryan Day up to?” Here at the Sundial, we have a special look into the annual phenomenon of Ryan… Continue Reading →
Written by Sydney Katznelson After short-lived quarterback Kyle McCord’s transfer to Syracuse; Ryan Day and the Buckeyes scramble to find a new quarterback to fill his almost-new shoes. While scavenging through the transfer portal Day was able to strike gold… Continue Reading →
Written by Presley Orndorff OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENTPeter J. Mohler, PhD Dear Students, Faculty and Staff:I write to you today to discuss the devastating loss we experienced in Ann Arbor on Saturday. While weall hoped that our Buckeyes would pull… Continue Reading →
Written by the members of The Buckeye Puppetry Club THE SHOE, COLUMBUS – GASP! Michigan may actually be as evil as we portray them to be? After the University of Michigan was revealed to have covertly discovered the meanings of the… Continue Reading →
Written by Suzanne Collins To celebrate the release of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, the highly-anticipated documentary detailing The Ohio State University’s history of bloodsports, the renowned educational institution will be hosting a very special edition of the Hunger… Continue Reading →
Written by TPUSA Earlier this week, Ohio State University officials released files from Hunter Biden’s laptop implicating the president’s son in yet another shocking scandal. Hunter had apparently taken his personal laptop to the university Tech Hub for repairs when… Continue Reading →
Written by William Oxley Yeats Turning and turning in Block O’s widening gyre The food robot cannot deliver its order; Things fall apart; the Oval cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The Scarlet-dimmed tide is loosed, and… Continue Reading →
It’s that time of the year again, Buckeyes! The pumpkin spice latte is back, classes are in session, and everyone is thirsting over Brutus again (did we ever really stop?). As August comes to an end, that can only mean… Continue Reading →
Columbus, OH – In a shocking turn of events, the highly esteemed head coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team, Ryan Day, announced his resignation today after being caught red-handed wearing Michigan Wolverines lingerie. The scandal has sent shockwaves… Continue Reading →
OSU CAMPUS, COLUMBUS: In a highly disappointing but not surprising move, THE™ Ohio State University Athletics Department has trademarked the™ Script Ohio™ logo. This is to help OSU gain revenue by holding sole selling rights to Script Ohio™ T-Shirts, stickers, and… Continue Reading →
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