• Kristina M. Johnson was forced to resign after her affair with Monica Lewinsky went public.
  • Most incidents of academic misconduct investigated by COAM are attributed to students visiting coolmathgames.com
  • CampusParc is a scam. 
  • The North Campus Clock Tower was a gift from France to celebrate Ohio State’s 100th anniversary.
  • The Student Code of Conduct contains a clause encouraging loyal Buckeyes to bully Michigan Wolverines fans. 
  • Counseling and Consultation Services has never actually helped anyone. 
  • Scientists have found that eating at Scott’s or Kcomm decreases your lifespan by an average of four years. 
  • The most-followed OnlyFans account belongs to Coach Ryan Day.
  • Ever since a frat-house hazing incident on Christmas Eve 1977, Santa Claus refuses to return to Ohio State.
  • In any given semester, the average Ohio State student attends more football games than classes.
  • 63% of people see Scarlet and Grey, while only 37% see White and Gold.
  • The official Ohio State account has more followers on Truth Social than Donald Trump.
  • It costs the university $20 million dollars every time they host Steak Night.

Written by Woody Hayes