Written by Nellie Moore Following the recent success of ‘Light Up The Lake’, The Ohio State University has announced the next upcoming event they plan to use to make America forget they just lost to Michigan. For the first time… Continue Reading →
Written by Sydney Katznelson After short-lived quarterback Kyle McCord’s transfer to Syracuse; Ryan Day and the Buckeyes scramble to find a new quarterback to fill his almost-new shoes. While scavenging through the transfer portal Day was able to strike gold… Continue Reading →
Written by Santa’s Elf Twas the night before Christmas when all through the town, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas would be there. … Continue Reading →
Written by Sydney Katznelson As Craig wraps up his first semester at THE Ohio State University, he is faced with an…unusual circumstance. “At the beginning of the year I realized that I’m bisexual,” Craig stated, “so I began going to… Continue Reading →
Written by Holden Klym With finals wrapping up, students on campus are desperate to make the most of their campus meal plans before leaving for Winter Break. This places an extra toll on OSU’s indentured servants—sorry, student employees—that are forced… Continue Reading →
Written by Presley Orndorff OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENTPeter J. Mohler, PhD Dear Students, Faculty and Staff:I write to you today to discuss the devastating loss we experienced in Ann Arbor on Saturday. While weall hoped that our Buckeyes would pull… Continue Reading →
Written by the members of The Buckeye Puppetry Club THE SHOE, COLUMBUS – GASP! Michigan may actually be as evil as we portray them to be? After the University of Michigan was revealed to have covertly discovered the meanings of the… Continue Reading →
A queer guide for the straight guy Last Updated: November 13, 2023 It is remarkably unusual when you see queer couples breaking up. Since the little representation we have always ends in death or true love, it’s hard to see… Continue Reading →
Written by Suzanne Collins To celebrate the release of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, the highly-anticipated documentary detailing The Ohio State University’s history of bloodsports, the renowned educational institution will be hosting a very special edition of the Hunger… Continue Reading →
Written by Lovelace the Penguin Frat Bro The highlight of many Ohio State students’ day is catching a glimpse of one of the lovable Olentangy Penguins that can be found on and around campus. These iconic birds tend to congregate… Continue Reading →
Written by TPUSA Earlier this week, Ohio State University officials released files from Hunter Biden’s laptop implicating the president’s son in yet another shocking scandal. Hunter had apparently taken his personal laptop to the university Tech Hub for repairs when… Continue Reading →
Written by The Rizzler Answer these questions to the best of your ability to see if you would be able to get an abortion in the state of Ohio. 1. Do you have a uterus? A. Yes B. No 2…. Continue Reading →
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